Friday, February 27, 2009

twitter me this.

am now completely obsessed with twitter. which is making getting ANYTHING done reeeeally difficult.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

dr. seuss must have hated parents.

why else would he write books that were impossible to read!? and wtf is a zizzer-zzazer-zuzz anyway?

((i love the look on his face here...i think he's already getting tired of the camera :]))

Sunday, February 22, 2009

holy POOPTASTROPHE, batman!

9:15, Cash's room (normally he doesn't sleep in this much, but we had a late night.)

me: Good morning Cash! Man, you are so cute in the morning, all smiley. Makes me almost like the mornings...heh heh, almost. Hmm, what is that on your sheet - WAIT. Waiiit a minute...is that? OH MY GOD, is that poop in YOUR HAIR?? How did you get poop in your hair!? (I pick up Cash) OH MY GOD, it's EVERYWHERE. What the....NATE! Run a bath! We have a poop situation in here!

nate: (looking like he stumbled in from the crypt - yikes.) wha? what's wrong with...OH MY GOD. I'll run a bath!

nothing like changing poopy sheets at 9:30 in the morning. does it GET better than this?

Monday, February 16, 2009

hammer time.


((listen for the fart cash lets out towards the end - classic!))

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

sooo by eight o'clock this morning....

...we were locked INSIDE our apartment (door knob broke.)
...nate was late for work.
...the maintanence man fell off his ladder and broke his leg on our balcony.
...our door got fixed.
...an ambulance came and picked up the maintanence man.
...i swept, mopped and vaccumed all the dirt and mud that was tracked through our house through this whole ordeal, breaking TWO picture frames in the process.

......why me?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

twilight (and whit, don't kill me but...)

how can anyone STAND this dribble!!??

nate and i started reading the twilight series a couple weeks back. mostly out of curiosity, but it's a book about vampires - how bad could it be? heh heh heh...let me say this: the first book was strangely addicting. for some reason neither of us could put the book down. the first half was slow but it picked up. towards the end i started to lose it a little with the main character. to describe her as a bit dramatic is generous - girlfriend is a drama QUEEN. and i suppose the romance that her and the main man vampire share is considered sweet to most...but it mostly just makes me want to vomit. it's no secret that i'm not real romantic. well, let me rephrase..i can get down with romance. it's all that sappy crap that usually comes with it that i can't stand. and these books read like a soap opera. halfway through the second novel, i would have given anything to reach through the book and strangle her. because if i had to read one more page of, 'i'm DEAD without him, i can't live without him, i love him soooo much, blah blah blah' - i was going to poke my eye out.

that being said, i'm still reading them. mostly because i want to know if he's going to turn her into a damn vampire or not.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

what up, dawg?

this cracks me UP. yet again, when nate is left to his own devices - cute pictures ensue.

Monday, February 9, 2009

tag! you're it.

alright julie (aka punkscrapper) tagged me to list 8 random things about myself...eesh. this may be too much thinking for this early in the morning, but i'll give it a go :]

1. i think that the lint nate gets in his belly button is the GROSSEST thing in the universe.
2. i could eat tater tots every day for the rest of my life and i wouldn't complain.
3. it is virtually impossible for me to make conversation in the morning. ditto for smiling.
4. i STILL don't understand the whole 'miracle of life.' i'm secretly really glad that i didn't see cash in his first few seconds of life...all that...goo. ick.
5. i have ridiculous taste in music (britney spears...sadly, check. bob marley, check. matchbox twenty, check.)
6. i loooove fruit but HATE nearly all vegetables (if it's green, chances are i won't like it.)
7. i used to love playing the piano (and i still think about taking it up again.)
8. i actually like doing laundry but i can't stand dusting. so i never do it.

welllll, i'm supposed to tag eight other people but...i won't inflict that on any of you. because it took a shockingly long time for me to come up with eight things. :]

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

vaccinations and such

went to the doctors yesterday - cash man is doing great. and the vaccinations weren't nearly as horrible as i thought they were going to be. he took them like a champ :] even the nurse was impressed at how well we took the whole ordeal. (word to the wise, new moms: don't watch them jab the needle into your baby's legs - trust me, you don't want to see that anyway.)

in other news...i've come up with new reasons to hate my neighbors (ever heard of blinds!? close them for christ sake, you live on the bottom floor. NO ONE wants to see you shirtless, dude.) i can't WAIT to move.

i scored a SU-WEET deal on diapers at target today...and it depresses me a little that i'm so excited about it.

and this cracks me the hell up. thank god it wasn't me talking to this loser, because i would have totally lost my shit.

have a happy wednesday :]

Monday, February 2, 2009

i'm a bad ferret mommy.

i never take pictures of them anymore...and yesterday they ran out of water and i didn't realize it. i suck. luckily, they still seem to love me (may have something to do with the fact that i give them treats...obviously, their love can be bought.)


saphira still loves her bear...she's been moving him from place to place lately (made the mistake of leaving a pair of pants on the floor and she hid him in there...along with some food. talk about rude awakening when you go to put on pants in the morning.) both boston and saphira have made the habit of sleeping in our hampers...which is really kind of gross, but they like the smell of dirty socks apparently. so now the bear sleeps in there too. i have to be extra careful when i do laundry not to accidently wash him (if she can't find her bear, it's bad news for everyone. seriously.)