Thursday, April 8, 2010

the boy diet.


this kids diet consists widely of fruit.
he loves it. it's good for him. and hey! who needs vegetables (other than carrots) anyways?
blueberries are (and have been. and probably forever will be.) his absolute favorite.
every time he finishes a handful, he looks at me like, 'mother? please, please give me more.' and then he makes the most awful grunting noise and starts signing 'milk' and 'please' as fast as his chubby hands can sign.
and i look at him and say, 'dude - you just ate enough blueberries to choke an elephant. perhaps you should move on.'
it never works.
bonus? he poops like a champ.
parenthood is magnificent.

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