i haven't washed my dishes in a week. cash has had popcorn and blueberries for dinner more times than is probably ok. i wore dirty socks yesterday. i haven't eaten a real dinner at home in weeks. i bought 3 sweaters in 2 days. cash and i had ice cream for dinner last tuesday. i haven't washed my hair in 3 days. i am hopelessly addicted to watching teen mom on mtv. and after listing all that? i'm hoping child services doesn't come knocking on my door. or adult protective services, for that matter.