[[cash is throwing his frisbee into a new basket of flowers]]
amanda: cash, don't throw that in there! those plants need their strength if they are going to survive your mother.
me: SHUT UP. i have had that basket for a week and they're still alive!
amanda: only because it rained.
me: that's not the point.
amanda: just saying.
me: ok, you know what? pipe down.
in all fairness to amanda, the basket of flowers were a gift. and when she handed them to me i said (in the same breath,) "ohhh, thank you! i'm going to kill them!"
at least i can be up front about my plant killing ways.