i really wish i was clever enough to come up with crap like this.
((and i mean crap in the nicest way. really.))
also, people have been wondering how the new job is going...i have to say, pretty fantastic. it's not my dream job, by any means (i'm pretty sure no one is ever going to make me queen, so i've basically given up on that dream job.) but i don't hate it either. bonus? the people on my team kick ass and i can't wait to go out for 'team-building margaritas' with them.
that aside, don't expect to hear many work stories - i really don't want to get dooced.