nate: didn't you ever have a crush on any of your dad's friends?
[giving him a blank stare]
me: HA! are you serious?
me: oh you know...nothing says sexy like computer nerds and airplane geeks.
me: you're hilarious.
nate: i don't know, he could have had some friends that weren't nerds!
me: heh heh heh...riiiight.