nate: do you mind doing a load of whites today? i'm out of socks.
me: sure, i didn't realize you were out...wait, you're OUT of socks? you have like 900 pairs.
nate: well, i can't wear a pair that doesn't match.
me: right, how silly of me.
bear in mind, when he says a 'pair that doesn't match' he means one sock says Hanes on the bottom in red and the other one has it in black.
no, i'm not joking.
good thing i love him.