my aunt sent me this link and i want to print it out and laminate it.
and then maybe frame it.
because it is that genius.
i'd also like to point all child-less people to this article (you know, the type that think they've got this parenting thing on lock down, despite never having actually changed a diaper) and say, LOOK. kids have a tendency to be evil. and sometimes assholes. and you are going to have no idea what you are doing and will probably screw them up in some way, however minor.
make your peace with it and move on.
i also want to give a copy to cash when he gets older and say, "It's alright that you were such an evil little pisser as a child - someday your kids are going to be assholes too."